False Memory meme?

[ravan]

Lifted from weofodthignen
Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want (but leave out the kinky sex), so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.

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[weofodthignen]

Why of course--you were my tutor in Medieval Romances in Michaelmas term, 1977. Your rooms at St. Hilda's smelled of carbolic soap and gunpowder, your gown was prematurely ragged, and you added select herbs to your Amontillado.