False Memory meme?

[ravan]

Lifted from weofodthignen
Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want (but leave out the kinky sex), so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.

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False Memory

[jemyl.livejournal.com]

You were not just my friend, but also my loving adult daughter and you called me religiously every week just to say hello and check on us. You came home at Yule last year and we all went out to dinner at the local red lobster and you wore a beautiful royal blue shiny top and gorgeous silver lamme' pants with silver sling back little heels and a silver pentagram pendant with matching silver earings. Your hair was in a short curly permed do ---- very sophisticated looking. All of the men in the restaurant were staring at you with awe and admiration. We ate lobster and even had shrimp cocktail. To drive home we rode in your beautiful new Mark III chevy conversion van which you were going to drive home, on a circuitous route to visit book stores along the way, after your extended visit during which all went smoothly with absolutely no arguments and you even took my mother to church on Christmas Day. It was a particularly nice visit because you had finally been able to get to the right doctor and had found that you had been miraculously healed of all of the effects of your brain tumor and your new book was selling like hotcakes, your second best-seller in as many years.

[weofodthignen]

Why of course--you were my tutor in Medieval Romances in Michaelmas term, 1977. Your rooms at St. Hilda's smelled of carbolic soap and gunpowder, your gown was prematurely ragged, and you added select herbs to your Amontillado.

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

Dunno, day you won the nobel peace price for outstanding contributions to pagan studies ?