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Head on over to this mildly defunct Christian spiritual warfare site, and bold the things on it that you happen to have.Strike out if you don't have it, italicize your own commentary, if any. If you have something in that class, but not all of them, apply bold and strike to taste.
Note: Not all items here are strictly mine, but are in my house...
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Occult games (I Ching,ouija boards, tarot cards, crystal ball, fantasy role-playing games such as Dungeons and Dragons)
Take a household full of gamers...
Ashes from fire pits, including fireplaces and wood stoves
no, I haven't gotten desperate enough to make my own lye yet.
Robesand detachable hoods
What's the thing with detachable hoods? They just get lost
Gongs, drums and bells
Forgot to include the wind chimes, did they? Also other random music/noise makers.
Wooden stand for an altar, a marble slab or crosses
Actually, wooden table and/or cabinets, plus marble cutting board and a few crosses in my old jewelry box.
Chalice, goblet,cruet
They forgot the wine carafe.
Phallus (sculpture of the male sex organ)
They really need to explain what it is?? BTW, I assume dildos count.
Heavy wooden staff, sword, knives
They have something against the SCA??
Small velvet pillow, scarlet in color
I think my roomie who loves red has one...
Bullwhip, cat o'nine tails, ligatures
Unfortunately, I missed out on buying a Cat-5-O-Nine-Tails (professional) when they were still available.
Mirror
Dresser, bathroom, makeup case...
Animal mask, possibly papier mache
Crap like that gets broken in my house.
Black satin or velvet glove for the right hand
No, a satin or velvet glove on The Wandering Hand of Death™ would get trashed.
Large ruby ring, worn on the first finger of the right hand
See above
Flash powder, smoke bombs
I think we still have some around...
Incense
Yes, but I'm picky because I'm allergic to artificial (i.e. cheap) incense and perfume.
Body paint, face paint
Makeup, by any other word. I have it, even though I seldom wear it.
Metal crown with four candle holders
Ewwww!!
Ferns, palms
We have two fucking palm trees on the lot.
Human or animal bones (especially skull, long bones, finger bones)
No, but the odd wishbone hangs around.
Coffin
No, we all plan on cremation anyway.
Ritual books, black books, diaries (such as the Book of Shadows, which may be handwritten)
Windows 98 Black Book, random diaries, notebooks, composition books...
Medallions with satanic symbols
I've got a pentagram or six...
Occult jewelry
Egad, people, I used to make jewelry!
Small animals in cages
No, but my old roomie used to have a hamster...
Graph paper for fantasy games
Square, hex, triangles, plus whatever the printer will generate
Oddly shaped dice
Define "oddly". We have a nice selection of the standard gamer dice, thank you.
Horror masks and costumes
I've got a particulate filter mask, does that count?? Getting dust in your lungs *is* horrible.
Crystals
Salt, quartz, amethyst, ruby, leaded glass, and all sorts of semi-precious stones, plus various metals
Small metal figurines of mythological nature
Small, and not so small, plus stuffed dragons too.
Posters of mythological beings, animals, half-animals
Posters, prints, t-shirts...
Nightmarish posters
No, I throw out the Jesus pusher propaganda.
Sexual, particularly sado-masochistic, posters
Bode art is by its nature sexual
Posters of heavy metal and punk rock stars
Naah, I'm not into people worship.
Paraphernalia related to the martial arts - such as ninja costumes and throwing stars.
Just because we're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get us.
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Head on over to this mildly defunct Christian spiritual warfare site, and bold the things on it that you happen to have.
Note: Not all items here are strictly mine, but are in my house...
Search Warrant Checklist
Occult games (I Ching,
Take a household full of gamers...
no, I haven't gotten desperate enough to make my own lye yet.
Robes
What's the thing with detachable hoods? They just get lost
Forgot to include the wind chimes, did they? Also other random music/noise makers.
Wooden stand for an altar, a marble slab or crosses
Actually, wooden table and/or cabinets, plus marble cutting board and a few crosses in my old jewelry box.
Chalice, goblet,
They forgot the wine carafe.
Phallus (sculpture of the male sex organ)
They really need to explain what it is?? BTW, I assume dildos count.
Heavy wooden staff, sword, knives
They have something against the SCA??
Small velvet pillow, scarlet in color
I think my roomie who loves red has one...
Unfortunately, I missed out on buying a Cat-5-O-Nine-Tails (professional) when they were still available.
Mirror
Dresser, bathroom, makeup case...
Crap like that gets broken in my house.
No, a satin or velvet glove on The Wandering Hand of Death™ would get trashed.
See above
Flash powder, smoke bombs
I think we still have some around...
Incense
Yes, but I'm picky because I'm allergic to artificial (i.e. cheap) incense and perfume.
Makeup, by any other word. I have it, even though I seldom wear it.
Ewwww!!
We have two fucking palm trees on the lot.
No, but the odd wishbone hangs around.
No, we all plan on cremation anyway.
Ritual books, black books, diaries (such as the Book of Shadows, which may be handwritten)
Windows 98 Black Book, random diaries, notebooks, composition books...
Medallions with satanic symbols
I've got a pentagram or six...
Occult jewelry
Egad, people, I used to make jewelry!
No, but my old roomie used to have a hamster...
Graph paper for fantasy games
Square, hex, triangles, plus whatever the printer will generate
Oddly shaped dice
Define "oddly". We have a nice selection of the standard gamer dice, thank you.
I've got a particulate filter mask, does that count?? Getting dust in your lungs *is* horrible.
Crystals
Salt, quartz, amethyst, ruby, leaded glass, and all sorts of semi-precious stones, plus various metals
Small metal figurines of mythological nature
Small, and not so small, plus stuffed dragons too.
Posters of mythological beings, animals, half-animals
Posters, prints, t-shirts...
No, I throw out the Jesus pusher propaganda.
Sexual, particularly sado-masochistic, posters
Bode art is by its nature sexual
Naah, I'm not into people worship.
Paraphernalia related to the martial arts - such as ninja costumes and throwing stars.
Just because we're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get us.
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-- L
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-- Lorrie
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Yeesh.
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My checklist:
Search Warrant Checklist
Occult games (I Ching, ouija boards, tarot cards,
crystal ball, fantasy role-playing games such as Dungeons and Dragons)Ashes from fire pits, including fireplaces and wood stoves [I use my incense ashes to clean silver.]
Robes and detachable hoods[I have a coat with a detachable hood.]Gongs, drums and bells
[I have an antique English armoire.]Wooden stand for an altar, a marble slab or crosses
Chalice, goblet, cruet [for my salads!]Phallus (sculpture of the male sex organ)
[steak] knivesHeavy wooden staff, sword,
Small velvet pillow, scarlet in color
[Geez- these people must be into BDSM or something...]Bullwhip, cat o'nine tails, ligatures
Mirror [in the bathroom]
Animal mask, possibly papier mache
Black satin or velvet glove for the right hand
Large ruby ring, worn on the first finger of the right hand
Flash powder, smoke bombs
Incense [Morningstar, my favorite Japanese brand]
Body paint, face paint
[My Ankh isn't 'occult'.]Metal crown with four candle holders
Ferns, palms
Human or animal bones (especially skull, long bones, finger bones)
Coffin
Ritual books, black books, diaries (such as the Book of Shadows, which may be handwritten)
Medallions with satanic symbols
Occult jewelry
Small animals in cages
Graph paper for fantasy games
Oddly shaped dice
Horror masks and costumes
Crystals [Tons. I live on top of a huge mountain of them.]
Small metal figurines of mythological nature
Posters of mythological beings, animals, half-animals
Nightmarish posters
Sexual, particularly sado-masochistic, posters
Posters of heavy metal and punk rock stars
Paraphernalia related to the martial arts - such as ninja costumes and throwing stars. [Gee, does my jo and hakama count? I used to practice Aikido.]
Yeesh. Sounds like a wannabe Goth's dorm room. No self-respecting adult would want to live in such a place!
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Other than that, this list is hilarious. I might even post my own version, but many of you have me beat.