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[ravan]

Ho, hum...

Will Ravan Survive A Pit Match Against Clinton And Bush?

. 24% chance Bush would kill you. . 0% chance Clinton would kill you. . 33% chance he would sexually harass you. . 76% chance you would kill them.

Enter Combat

Book Worm Meter for Ravan

Shut In 71% . . 29% Out Of The House Intellectual 77% . . 23% Moron High Attention Span 95% . . 5% Low Attention Span Bookitude 96% . . 4% Book Burner Book Worm 84.75% . . 15.25% Bug Stomper

Take your bookworm readings.

What magazine am I? I am Book: There is nothing better then the written word. Nothing engrosses me more then a masterpiece on paper. If you want to watch COPS you can always dig my TV out of the dumpster. What magazine am I?

I Am The 3rd Party: The Libertarian Party: Based on the philosophies of the founding fathers you believe in near total personal liberty, defensive-only military, and economic freedom. Your members vary from those who wish nearly no government to those who want a minimalist government. You are also a popular vote among people who wish to cause the two main parties to think about liberty more often. You rock! Find out what 3rd party you are!

I Am The Sex Toy: G-Spot Vibrator: Simple and to the point. I know how you like it and thats how I do it. Not much else to say about myself. Find out what sex toy you are.