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Nothing better than sleeping in on a rainy day, with kittens purring at your feet.
Problem is, nothing that nice lasts for long. The damn neighbors are at it again.
You see, last year about this time, I was living in Cupertino, and people there are very quiet and keep to themselves. Now I'm living in Downtown San Jose, and there is a raucous apartment complex next door.
So I was happily in yet another rain-fueled nap with my darling kittens, and the little shits next door started firing off random transform spells!! While the worst bounced off of the house wards, enough of the small critter change-a-roo stuff leaked through, and turned my sleeping, purring kittens into a pack of tiny vampire chihuahuas!! Yip, yip, yip, yip! What's worse is that the damned things stink and are not litter trained!
I managed to herd the lot of them into the bathroom without getting bit, and yelled at the little brats to "cut it out". Their response was to group fire a frog spell at my head. Stupid kids - I bounced it easily with a reflector spell, and then tagged the ones that didn't get hit by the "friendly fire" reflection with a "you little shit" spell. We'll see how their negligent parents like it when their little darlings have explosive diarrhea every time they cast involuntary transforms.
Having dealt with the neighbor kids, I then began the recovery spell for my kittens. Yes, I could've zapped 'em back into a semblance of their original form, but transform on top of transform can warp a cat's purrsonality, and I didn't want to deal with that or accidental reversions.
So now I'm worn out again, but my kittens are back to their original selves, and my house wards have been patched and reinforced yet again. Those little shits will learn not to throw garbage like that around here.
Problem is, nothing that nice lasts for long. The damn neighbors are at it again.
You see, last year about this time, I was living in Cupertino, and people there are very quiet and keep to themselves. Now I'm living in Downtown San Jose, and there is a raucous apartment complex next door.
So I was happily in yet another rain-fueled nap with my darling kittens, and the little shits next door started firing off random transform spells!! While the worst bounced off of the house wards, enough of the small critter change-a-roo stuff leaked through, and turned my sleeping, purring kittens into a pack of tiny vampire chihuahuas!! Yip, yip, yip, yip! What's worse is that the damned things stink and are not litter trained!
I managed to herd the lot of them into the bathroom without getting bit, and yelled at the little brats to "cut it out". Their response was to group fire a frog spell at my head. Stupid kids - I bounced it easily with a reflector spell, and then tagged the ones that didn't get hit by the "friendly fire" reflection with a "you little shit" spell. We'll see how their negligent parents like it when their little darlings have explosive diarrhea every time they cast involuntary transforms.
Having dealt with the neighbor kids, I then began the recovery spell for my kittens. Yes, I could've zapped 'em back into a semblance of their original form, but transform on top of transform can warp a cat's purrsonality, and I didn't want to deal with that or accidental reversions.
So now I'm worn out again, but my kittens are back to their original selves, and my house wards have been patched and reinforced yet again. Those little shits will learn not to throw garbage like that around here.
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