Dear Body...

I really would rather you would find a less humiliating way to express your displeasure with food contain partially hydrogenated vegetable oils, particulaly soybean oil. I know the trans fatty acids are bad for me, but they are in everything readymade that you can buy these days, and making food from scratch when you work 10 hours a day is not do-able. But I would really like it if you stopped with the "urgent diarhea" a half hour to two hours after eating something that has something "hydrogenated" in it! It takes me two minutes to limp to the nearest non-stink-bombed bathroom, and high pressure "leakage" is very unpleasant and humiliating.