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I got up for work all jazzed! Several of us were going to work the company booth at the heath and beauty expo, and I would be wearing my hot new sales geisha outfit! I just love helping customers find the perfect makeup shades for their skin and eyes. The new line of holographic blushers we have is to *die* for! They are coordinated perfectly with the new line of nail applications!
The show was completely awesome! We must have had a thousand customers cruise our booth in the first 3 hours! In the booth next to ours, there was this absolutely hawt guy demoing this pheromone based aftershave! OMG, pheromones, 6 foot two, buffed and tan, georgeous brown hair.... mmmmmmmm. Needless to say we had a competition going to see who could get his phone number, and get him to ask for ours. I won, of course, his name is Drake. I am the most senior pitch chick, after all. ^_^
So, after work I stepped downtown to meet Tony for dinner and... Dinner was cool, the game was great, but the and didn't happen. He had a *headache*, can you believe it? So I stopped by the drugstore and picked up some autorocks and a new*pink* vibrator. I think I'll name it Tony after I've broken it in (provided it doesn't break....)
Anyway, bye for now! We have three more days of the show, and then back to boring office stuff. Maybe I can swing a dinner and... with Drake Saturday? I gotta remember my medical cert and stuff. Mmmmmmmmmm.....
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The show was completely awesome! We must have had a thousand customers cruise our booth in the first 3 hours! In the booth next to ours, there was this absolutely hawt guy demoing this pheromone based aftershave! OMG, pheromones, 6 foot two, buffed and tan, georgeous brown hair.... mmmmmmmm. Needless to say we had a competition going to see who could get his phone number, and get him to ask for ours. I won, of course, his name is Drake. I am the most senior pitch chick, after all. ^_^
So, after work I stepped downtown to meet Tony for dinner and... Dinner was cool, the game was great, but the and didn't happen. He had a *headache*, can you believe it? So I stopped by the drugstore and picked up some autorocks and a new*pink* vibrator. I think I'll name it Tony after I've broken it in (provided it doesn't break....)
Anyway, bye for now! We have three more days of the show, and then back to boring office stuff. Maybe I can swing a dinner and... with Drake Saturday? I gotta remember my medical cert and stuff. Mmmmmmmmmm.....
This has been a Rabbit Hole post
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Are you sure you didn't try some hair dye or treatment that made you temporarily blonde? Even my hairdresser isn't quite THAT dippy!
Loved it though, very creative and oh so like some posts I have read on LJ. Hugz! I am sure glad you are you and not that kimono kid!
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