Crappy "Female" Quiz

Kiped from commanderd, apparently this is oriented toward women.

01. DO YOU HAVE ON A LOT OF MAKE-UP? NO

02. HOW MUCH DO YOU PUT ON? None

03. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET READY? 30 minutes - dressing with one hand is slow, hair can be noxious to tame.

04. DO YOU PUT ON A LOT OF LIPGLOSS? NO

05. DOES YOUR LIPGLOSS SMELL GOOD? Not Applicable

06. DO YOU CARRY A PURSE? No, wallet only.

07. WHAT COLOR IS IT? Wallet? Black

09. DO YOU HAVE A COACH BAG? Huh?

10. DO YOU HAVE A LOUIS VUTTiON? Fuck no. I don't buy designer crap.

11. HOW MANY PURSES/HANDBAGS DO YOU HAVE? Three or four, if you count fanny packs

12. DO YOU LIKE TO WEAR NAILPOLISH? No

13. HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET YOUR NAILS DONE? Never

14. DO YOU LIKE MANICURES? No

15. WHAT ABOUT PEDICURES? No

16. DO YOU HAVE A USUAL NAIL SALON YOU GO TO? No

17. WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT? Beauty school.

18. DO YOU DYE YOUR HAIR? Yes: Purple. My one vanity.

19. DO YOU STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR? No, why?

20.DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF PAIRS OF SHOES? BOOTS? Yes, but most of them are old and/or dead. But the Imelda syndrome lives on.

21.WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SHOES? Currently? My geeky sandals.

23. DO YOU WEAR HEELS EVERYWHERE? No fucking way. I don't wear heels at all. I like my legs unbroken.

24. CAN YOU WALK IN HEELS AND NOT FALL OVER? No. A stroke makes it impossible.

25. WHERE DO YOU BUY YOUR CLOTHES? Wherever I find a good price in my size.

26. DO YOU GO SHOPPING EVERY WEEK? For what? Clothes? No. Food? Usually.

27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE STORE? Fry's Electronics!

28. HOW MUCH DO YOU USUALLY SPEND? Depends on what I'm shopping for - upwards of $200 some weeks

29. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN DIOR? What's a Dior?

30. DO YOU FOLLOW FASHION TRENDS? Only Geek fashion, and even then only slightly.

31. DO YOU HAVE A PAIR OF HUGE SUNGLASSES? No

35. HOW MANY PAIRS OF EARRINGS DO YOU HAVE? Over 40. I used to make them.

36. DO YOU WEAR HOOP EARRINGS? Seldom. Too much hassle.

37. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF SKIRTS? NO. Hate 'em!

39. DO YOU GET YOUR EYEBROWS DONE? Huh? Didn't know they were raw...

40. CAN YOU APPLY MASCARA WITHOUT OPENING YOUR MOUTH? No

41. DO YOU WEAR A LOT OF EYELINER? No

44. DO YOU DO PILATES OR YOGA? Pilates... isn't that something out of Roman History -- Pontius Pilate(s)? Yoga is made for people with two hands and balance

45. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF MAGAZINES? No. Only a few Dr Dobbs, Sysadmin and Linux Journal