Word of the Day

The word of the day is "asshat". While many people confused as to the etymology of this word, it seems especially suited to individuals suffering from such acute recto-cranial inversion that they have progressed to rectal haberdashery - they are wearing their ass as a hat (with earflaps, to boot).

See also http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=asshat

However, their rectocranial inversion has not progressed to the point that they are staring out of their naval. Would those be "gutgazer"s?