Rotten Tomatos

All right, graphics wizards, listen up: I'm looking for a LJ icon of John AsscrapAshcroft with a juicy, rotten tomato visibly smeared on his face. Maybe ones of Georgie Porgie and others as well. Eggs would be good too.

Yes, I'm being a mooch, but the concept of Ashcroft speaking in various towns brought the rotten tomato concept into my forebrain...