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Your Cliche Fantasy Novel by DFerahgo
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Preferred Garb	simple black cloaknothing. ^.^plate mail.concealing black robeswhite robes and sandalschain mailthe skin of my enemiesdragonscaleheavy robes with suns and starspeasant clothes
You are	a mysterious assassin
Grouchy Dwarven Companion	naamah_darling
Prancy Elf-boy sidekick	dubhain
Your romantic interest	hearthstone
Ancient Evil Villain...	mad_shepherd
... whose dark realm is	secretly the mind of the love interest
The climactic battle:	lasts a whole paragraph
on page	68
And in the resolution, you	burn the university down
which happens on page	681