They Were Right

[ravan]

I've reconsidered my childfree position. The ticking of my biological clock has drowned out all thought, and I've changed my mind. I want babies, babies, and more babies! I'm destined to be a mother, and have realized that is the reason that god designed my body with a uterus and wide hips! I know I've said before that I'd be a horrible mother, but I understand that it truly is different when it's your own!

Starting today, I'm going to be actively seeking sperm donors, and holding a competition to see which of them is the brightest, best looking, and genetically advantaged to be the father of my beautiful babies. I will then invest in IVF in the hopes that my 43 year old uterus will bless me with no less than twins, and they will be the cutest things ever!!

I urge all of you to re-evaluate your childfree stance in the light of god's design, and then be fruitful and multiply.

Or, at least, learn how to look at the calendar and notice the date.

Comments

[ravan.livejournal.com]

Alright, I should have said "I urge all of you to re-evaluate your childfree stance in the light of your ancestors and the folkways that they followed, and then bear the next generation of heathen children so there will be people to revere you as their ancestors."

[anarchys-savior.livejournal.com]

Exactly.