ravan: (me toon)
ravan ([personal profile] ravan) wrote2005-04-01 10:41 am

They Were Right

I've reconsidered my childfree position. The ticking of my biological clock has drowned out all thought, and I've changed my mind. I want babies, babies, and more babies! I'm destined to be a mother, and have realized that is the reason that god designed my body with a uterus and wide hips! I know I've said before that I'd be a horrible mother, but I understand that it truly is different when it's your own!

Starting today, I'm going to be actively seeking sperm donors, and holding a competition to see which of them is the brightest, best looking, and genetically advantaged to be the father of my beautiful babies. I will then invest in IVF in the hopes that my 43 year old uterus will bless me with no less than twins, and they will be the cutest things ever!!

I urge all of you to re-evaluate your childfree stance in the light of god's design, and then be fruitful and multiply.

Or, at least, learn how to look at the calendar and notice the date.

[identity profile] law-witch.livejournal.com 2005-04-01 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
roflmao!!!!

I'm still debating on going into my Admin's office and telling her "I'm pregnant"