I very rarely fib, so, yes :-)
1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
Homemade fried rice, using crushed peanuts and chopped leftover bacon for the protein.
2. Where was your profile picture taken?
It's not a photograph.
3. Worst pain you've ever experienced?
The incision that runs from two inches above my waist, all the way down to the fold.
4. Who was the last person to make you laugh?
A wacky wood-turner on YouTube.
5. How late did you stay up last night?
6. If you could move somewhere else, where would it be?
I like it well enough here, and moving is a pain in the arse. But if I find myself getting rich, I'd probably move to a really nice place in NYC, and pay other people to do all the hard work of moving.
7. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Why would I do that? I wouldn't be able to see the fireworks!
8. Which of your Facebook friends lives closest to you?
I continue to refuse to have anything to do with Facebook.
9. How do you feel about turkey burgers?
Waste of good turkey!
10. When was the last time you cried?
Last week, more or less.
11. Who took your profile photo?
It's not a photo.
12. Who was the last person you took a picture with
I don't like having my picture taken.
13. What's your favourite season?
14. If you could have any career.
15. Do you think relationships are ever worth it?
Oh dear Goddess, YES!
16. If you could talk to ANYONE right now who would it be?
Any of several people in faraway places (you know who you are).
17. Are you a good influence?
I try very hard not to be!
18. Does pineapple belong on pizza?
I can't eat pizza - I'm allergic to tomatoes, onions, garlic, mushrooms, and cheese. And even if I could eat pizza, I utterly loathe pineapple.
19. You have the remote, what channel are you watching?
I don't watch TV, except New Year's Eve and the 4th of July fireworks.
20. Who do you think will fill this out?